THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: A boy.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Anything on me or within reach.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: I'd hit anyone.
4. How about of the same sex?: Yep.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Mom.
6. What is your pet peeve?: People being people.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Depends on what the misdeed was.


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: -shrug-
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 7pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Iunno.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I'M ON MY PERIOD" lololol
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Nope.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: ...UHM.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: What is this alarm clock.


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: ... Strawberries n creme or whatever.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Either/or.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Uhhh ... something like 12 smirnoff ice's.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: YES.


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/yourself/internet pictures)?: ... I have no idea.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: THOUSANDS.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
4. Have you done it?: Done what.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I like noses. And hips.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yep.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: NO.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: Nada.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Victoria's Secret lolol FOR MEN
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: TRAVEL.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: LOTS


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Moving out of my mom's house.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: My mom's not proud of anything I do. /:
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Traveling around the world.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Yeah.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Oh yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Ugh ... nothing.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I don't care for other peoples' stuff.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: David Bowie. |:
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: David Bowie.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yep.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Mmmhm.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Normailty ... ? |:
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Wrath.



THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None.
2. What religion were you raised as?: Christian.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: I set no rules for myself.
5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't know, or care.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: Yeah ... at family events.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: No.


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: Travel.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Unfortunately.
4. Freedom or fate?: Freedom.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: No.
6. Do you gamble?: No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: No.


CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: Uh.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: I give when people ask me if I want to donate a dollar. I don't pay attention.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: Absolutely not.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: No.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: No.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: Yeah.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: Ugh ... I don't know. I'm a fucking awesome friend, though.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Iunno.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Crossed the street with no lights? Iunno.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: MYSELF OHOHOHOHO
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Depends.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: More brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: All the time.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Leader.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: No.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: I'd find a way out of it.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Yeah.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: I don't care.
5. Do you believe that President Barack Obama is rightfully President of the USA?: The proof is in the votes.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: NONE.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: No.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Internet.
2. Do you collect anything?: SOULS.
3. Are you addicted to anything?: Internet.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash/Debit.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: -shrug-
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: Mhm.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Me.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Not usually.
4. What area are you wisest in?: Generally everything.
5. Do you drive defensively?: I drive aggressively.
6. What did you learn today?: I hate everyone.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: I don't know.